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Who Cut The Cheese

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9780307778789
Genre : Humor
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We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Humor

Who Cut The Cheese

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 1580080111
Genre : Humor
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A humorous look at the influence of flatulence in religion, science, music, literature, television, film, and radio
Category: Humor

Did Somebody Step On A Duck

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9781580083485
Genre : Humor
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This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.” From the Trade Paperback edition.
Category: Humor

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
ISBN : 1583940790
Genre : Humor
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A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Category: Humor

The History Of Farting

Author : Benjamin Bart
ISBN : 1627950052
Genre : Humor
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Everyone farts, admit it or not. From the ancient Greeks to monarchs and presidents, here is a chronicle of broken wind that sails through the ages. Featuring classic limericks, actual history, and humorous definitions, this book is a real ripper.On discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, Benjamin Bart started this collection on the history of farting, which is available with the help of the Austrian Literature Council. The Bart Collection encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A to Z of classic farts. Also included in the book are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge; and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favorite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.
Category: Humor

Bubble In The Bathtub

Author : Jo Nesbo
ISBN : 9781439156070
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
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The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.
Category: Juvenile Fiction

Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott A. Sorensen
ISBN : 9780762454464
Genre : Humor
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What sound instantly causes a serious case of the giggles in any human within ear shot? A fart—don't deny it. The one and only Fart Dictionary is a witty collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, Brad and Angelina, hunting, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone! Fully illustrated with whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Category: Humor

Semi Tough

Author : Dan JENKINS
ISBN : 9780306824357
Genre : Sports & Recreation
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Made into a hilarious and timeless film starring Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristofferson, and Jill Clayburgh, and recently named number seven on Sports Illustrated's Top 100 Sports Books of All Time, Semi-Tough is Dan Jenkins's masterpiece and considered by many to be the funniest sports book ever written. The novel follows the outsize adventures of Billy Clyde Puckett, star halfback for the New York Giants, whose team has come to Los Angeles for an epic duel with the despised "dog-ass" Jets in the Super Bowl. But Billy Clyde is faced with a dual challenge: not only must he try to run over a bunch of malevolencies incarnate, but he has also been commissioned by a New York book publisher to keep a journal of the events leading up to, including, and following the game. Infused with Dan Jenkins's characteristic joie de vivre and replete with cigarettes, whiskey, and wild women, Semi-Tough is an uproarious romp through a lost era of professional sports that will have any armchair quarterback falling out of his or her recliner in hysterics on a semi-regular basis.
Category: Sports & Recreation

The Compleat Motherfucker

Author : Jim Dawson
ISBN : 9781459619562
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How this vulgar slang became a cultural archetype and the subject of Supreme Court rulings....

On Farting

Author : V. Allen
ISBN : 9780230109063
Genre : Literary Criticism
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This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.
Category: Literary Criticism