IF YOU GIVE A MOMMY A GLASS OF WINE

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If You Give A Mommy A Glass Of Wine

Author : Renee Charytan
ISBN : 1532828764
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Being a mother is hard work, and all mothers deserve a good laugh. If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine is a modern mother-honoring parody of a classic children's book.
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If You Give A Mom A Martini

Author : Lyss Stern
ISBN : 9780307453716
Genre : Family & Relationships
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The authors have compiled 100 imaginative ways they and their friends--including such celebrities as Kelly Ripa and Jill Hennessy--spend their time when they have 10 luscious minutes to themselves.
Category: Family & Relationships

Nobody Likes A Cockblock

Author : R. Swanson
ISBN : 0692636757
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.
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Go The Fuck To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
ISBN : 9780857862662
Genre : Humor
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)
Category: Humor

Moms Who Drink And Swear

Author : Nicole Knepper
ISBN : 9781101650943
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Category: Biography & Autobiography

Are You My Wine

Author : Reese Ling
ISBN : 1612436854
Genre : Cooking
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A delightfully illustrated spoof that demystifies wine and helps you understand the key traits of different varietals There are few things more intimidating than the world of wine--hundreds of varieties, thousands of flavors, and even an entirely new vocabulary. On the other hand, there isAre You My Wine? With it’s child-like story, drawings, and perspective,Are You My Wine? pokes a little fun at the stuffy world of wine aficionados even as its shows that discovering your personal tastes and preferences isn’t as hard as it might seem. A fully illustrated faux-children's book packed with color, fun, and actual wine facts, this book breaks down the basics of wine into an easily understandable framework. From key tasting notes to tips on recognizing subtle flavors, the storyline serves as a mnemonic device for simplifying the most complex features of wine and helping you remember the important concepts.Are You My Wine? covers thirteen of the most common wine varietals and makes the perfect gift for wine beginners and enthusiasts alike.
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Where The Wild Dads Went

Author : Katie Blackburn
ISBN : 9780571332120
Genre : Humor
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The night Dad had a few cheeky ones after work, forgot the milk and tripped over the rubbish, Mum called him A Wild Thing and left him to it for the rest of the evening. . . . In this hilarious, touching homage to Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are, a 'tired and emotional' dad finds himself drifting off to the place where the Wild Dads went. 'Now party like real men!' he said. And there was never a manliness like it. In a riot of headbanging, air guitar and table football he finds himself at the centre of a great escape, but pretty soon he begins to miss the place he left behind... Lovingly illustrated by the award-winning Sholto Walker, this little book is the perfect gift for new dads - or any parent who's ever wanted to run away from it all.
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Expecting Better

Author : Emily Oster
ISBN : 9780143125709
Genre : Business & Economics
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An award-winning social scientist uses economic tools to challenges popular misconceptions about pregnancy to counsel women on how to navigate contradictory and extreme abstinence-style advice to promote empowerment, reduce risks and enable practical choices.
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If You Give A Bear A Bong

Author : Miserendino Sam
ISBN : 9781510734029
Genre : Humor
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The second installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Bear a Bong is a children's book for former children. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a bear who had just one too many hits. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children?s books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.
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Where The Wild Moms Are

Author : Katie Blackburn
ISBN : 0571329497
Genre : Family & Relationships
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In this hilarious, touching homage to Maurice Sendak's Where the Wild Things Are, a worn-out mom finds herself floating across time and space to the place where the Wild Moms are. Dazzled by her party tricks, they crown her Queen of the Wild Moms and try to entice her to join their conga . . . But Mom has just remembered who she loves best of all . . . Lovingly illustrated by the award-winning Sholto Walker, this little book is the perfect gift for baby showers, new moms -- or any mom who's ever wanted to go on strike.
Category: Family & Relationships